How I failed to successfully clean the kitchen.

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1. Mop kitchen floor.
2. Take shower and put on clean clothes.
3. Go to make some chocolate milk, realize I'm out of chocolate syrup.
4. Start making chocolate syrup.
5. When putting bottle of vanilla extract back in cabinet, knock over bottle of peppermint extract, which falls and knocks over measuring cups with vanilla extract and cocoa powder all over me and the floor.
6. Clean mess and mop floor.
7. Throw clothes in washing machine, hoping it won't be stained too bad.
8. Take shower and put on clean clothes.
9. Finish making chocolate syrup.
10. Realize kitchen is now far dirtier than before I "cleaned" it for the first time.